I wish that was Stephen A Smith toppling over the rail

Get ready to see the falling-off-the-chair shot about a thousand times over the next few weeks, including in the "One Shining Moment" montage.

He missed having January off

False hope in March is the tootsie roll center of Jets fandom.

Fuck Eric Striker. He's a linebacker on a D-I football team. What does he know about the plight of people who have to pay someone to be their friend?

I think he was probably in shock.

If you look at some of the replays, Butler wasn't visible at all behind Matthews and Browner. To Wilson, it must have looked like he came literally out of nowhere.

Interesting when you consider that Jimmy G's smoking of Butler in practice on this route, followed by BB's explicit instruction to Butler on how to jump it, was clearly a pretty central element of this play.

That's every Thanksgiving at the Manning's.

lol u mad

"Dude I got some goose you want some"

Thank god Marky Mark has someone to defend him in the comments section of jokey sports websites. This is an important service.

Possible that colts footballs were inflated outside, and to a higher Psi level beforehand right? Also possible that Patriots rubbing process made ball more responsive to atmospheric conditions. The point is that we don't have enough information to convict the pats of cheating, and their explanation is being confirmed…

Untrained assassin Tony Stewart, Busch's NASCAR colleague, had no comment when asked about the case.

Been there brotha. I tried for two years with my girl, but she always claimed the ass is sin.

clearly, all these corporations in the world are just trying to make everything better, but all these darned taxes and environmental regulations keep getting in the way of their save-the-baby-dolphins programs. if only we could give them more freedom, they would suddenly be allowed to clean up the gulf of mexico or…

Can't wait until ESPN suspends the law for 4 months.

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

Huh—I would've guessed pancake house would've been involved in Luntz's version of language perfection.