That's the dumbest thing I've read in a long time.

That's a great point! Fuck civil rights, you need to be protected from the fear of angry gay people suing you.

Proof of one time this has ever happened, please. Because there are plenty of examples of gay people actually being turned away when they actually tried to buy something.

"Gay man becomes first openly Brooklyn Nets player"

Did you watch the first game these guys played earlier this month? It was basically a home-cooked makeup call from the one they missed at the Carrier Dome.

You forgot Justin Bieber. That alone is enough to hate Canada.

Remember when Bill Simmons didn't suck?

Bill, meet the "Rick Reilly" stage of your writing career.

The last retirement that freed up cap space was Barry Bonds'.

Counterpoint: you are wrong. A player being able to go as much as they want after the first three is bad ass and adds a ton of narrative to an otherwise "coinflip" situation.

For the first time ever, I am a huge Simmons fan. Him immediately going back on the offensive when they cut back after the Doc interview was spectacular, made even moreso by the stark contrast of the other talking heads slipping into ESPN "we can't say anything negative or controversial" coward mode.

You would float. Buoyant forces don't care if the object is wetted or not; You still displace liquid, and if you weigh less than what you displace, you float.

Dulce just got intellectually dominated by a superior and is either too stupid to understand it or is trying to act like it doesn't bug her. I cannot decide which.

Look. It's you and your fantastic tits!

Except that now he's being coached by Bill Belichick and Josh McRoberts and not the clusterfuck of comedy that is the New York Jets.

Dammit Lennie, you're hugging the rabbit too tight again!!!!

Jim Harbaugh may be a master of rage, but when he attended a taping of fake justice program Judge Judy he was all smiles.

Please. That's clearly Simba.