Or when she realizes this is probably her 15 minutes.

You could always start working from home with Google!

#basketballschools

How is it that you went to Duke on a full scholarship and didn't learn a damn thing and have 6th-grade grammatical knowledge? Did you go to class?

She looks familiar.

it's just you

You seem to think the Feds can't walk and chew gum at the same time. You do realize that they're not just chasing wannabe jihadi joes around flyover country, right?

Yup. I'm guessing he's white, middle class, suburban upbringing, about 5'4", dark hair, played lots of Madden growing up.

How the fuck is that guy still in business?

Note to Bosiami: nobody cares about seeing you naked.

I bet you're a real bucket of laughs at parties.

I made it to the 17-second mark, and had to BAIL.

It's a feel-good law that hurts more people than it helps.

Too bad he's playing for a crap team.

If you can't stand Hannity, how do you know he does this before every break?

It's got to be some kind of minor miracle one of her spawn isn't literally named "Peak". I bet their are dozens of kids in Alaska with that name.

If it makes you feel any better about missing that, rest assured that half the article has nothing to do with Lebron James. It's about Jordan and Pippen, because, yanno... Simmons.

Two balls and a strike!

Of course not, he needs decent health care.