Lawyer: Donald, you've been banned for life from the NBA!

While catching a blowjob from a hooker.

Not sure I get the stack of ONES. Don't these guys get paid real money?

Yes, thanks. There are three other people ahead of you who offered the same explanation.

Even w/o Boeheim's T, the Cuse were probably not going to win the game, much less by six.

You mad bro?

They're simply apoplectic at the prospect of Wichita State soon to be ranked above them.

Is there a version of this video where they're speaking English?

YOLO

No that would be Minnesota.

I bet she caught more balls than he did this year.

Count the balloons in this photo.

Real... and SPECTACULAR.

Then there's this genius:

I'm surprised you didn't mention tennis. There's a sport where racket technology has dramatically changed the game.

Wow that's a lot of money. Does he play for a team in Russia?

Counterpoint: you're a pinko commie!

And we're into the shoot out now.