Let's toss "victim's family members" in there for good measure.

If she was just joking, it wouldn't matter because someone with a loaded, serial number-free handgun took it as a serious offer. I have no sympathy for anyone that cripplingly careless and stupid.

Well, not really. Crop fertilizers are generally a blend of synthetic materials and farm animal waste. Lawn fertilizers have been 100% synthetic for a while now, but there is a growing trend toward "organic" crap (fueled by Mr. & Mrs. Cloth Grocery Bag) that has lead to "natural" products gaining popularity.

That seems awfully paranoid. 62,000 login credentials is but a drop in a lake. They would have to do this several hundred thousand times before there is even an appreciable chance you are among the victims.

Every other button is lettered, or is similarly logical in the case of the shoulder buttons and the joystick buttons. Throwing 'black' and 'white' buttons on there is stupid to begin with, no matter how well implemented. I firmly believe now just as much as I did the first time I saw that controller, that Microsoft…

I'm no fan of that clunky beast, but the N64 controller claims that title. C buttons for strafing in first-person, a D-pad that required switching your hold on the controller and abandoning the analog stick, and a COMPLETELY UNUSED left shoulder button. I loved my N64 to pieces as a kid, but that controller was an…

It already is used in "natural nutrient" lines of lawn fertilizer.

I guess you'd have to track down whomever dropped the deuce and ask what they ate for dinner the previous night.

You know a "secondary monitor" isn't a TV, right?

Agreed. My secondary monitor is a Samsung. I would have given it 10/10 rating if not for those stupid touch controls. Navigating the menu is unbelievably irritating.

@FritzLaurel: Yeah, fuck justice and punishment fitting the crime, let's build some new prisons and essentially murder relatively minor offenders in a way that allows us to sleep at night.

You accidentally misspelled "Wikipedia Alternative" as "Google Killer".

Don't blame Sam, he's just doing his job. I happen to know for a fact that he abhors cheating.

I'm embarrassed to have once been a regular reader of this site.

I thought you were a lunatic when I saw how long that comment was, but that was hilarious! I'd heart you if I could.

Did I call that shit or what?

I have used Photoshop somewhat regularly for about 8 years now, but I still learned a couple of tricks from this video. I can't wait to see the rest of them.

The only thing you will successfully change is that little shiny yellow thing next to your avatar.

I would heart you for this comment, but...you know...

@416inversed: Not everyone is looking to lower their calorie intake.