None but the most keen are going to suspect you’re ballin’ on a budget when you pull up in this 2006 Maserati GranSport with 40K on the clock:

With that level of detail, I’m scratching my head as to why they decided to make the tower gray. In real life, it is very much brown.

Probably! But I would wish it were a hard plastic (authentic to the original) case and controller accessory for an iPhone 6 instead of a standalone device. I’m old enough to have had, and loved, the OG GameBoy for many years, and I still love retro games.

HOWEVER — I do have a lot of other apps that NEED to be done,…

Don’t forget about Amazon (Fire Phone) and HP (WebOS). All of these companies have a 100x better chance of gaining a sustained market share, and all have failed to do so with the arguable, marginal exception of Microsoft.

You think a company that cut it’s teeth on building electric road vehicles knows less about keeping a battery properly cooled than you do? Best of luck with that outlook...

It’s built into your rent.

Ctrl + f “$”

Also, it's "iridium", not "indium".

Well...hello 24 year-old me. How have you been?

You're running "dozens" of Chrome extensions, and you're surprised it is slower than a browser with (presumably) much fewer?

I don't recall ever seeing a watch band that looks cheaper than this one. What is Sony thinking?

In-dash NAV is another technology that is facing demise, albeit a hell of a lot sooner than the mirror.

I use Chrome on 5 devices currently, and have been using it near-exclusively for 5-6 years and have no such issues. If this problem is persistent, I think you'll find there is an underlying cause that has nothing to do with Chrome's stability.

As someone who finally made the leap from Windows to OSX a few months ago, I think you'll find you're best sticking with Apple. I still feel like I'm in a dream every time I use my MBA, everything just works sooo fucking well.

I'm waiting for this, cash in fist. My job requires closely monitoring my notifications, and I'm usually doing other tasks that makes it cumbersome to pull out my phone and check if it's something important every time it dings. A smartwatch that allows me to glance down and see if it's something I need to act on, or…

...Chrome? I think you may be using it wrong.

That's what I meant when I said "...then give it back". It was the Surface, then it wasn't, now it is again.

Fucking hell, Microsoft. Don't take a name from one device, give it to another, then give it back.

Tell me more about this joke in 2004 that referenced a phone OS that wouldn't exist for 6 more years.

TIL Mad Catz is still in business, and still making awful decisions.