@kalleboo: Well...rapeseed oil doesn't sound very appetizing.

@powerpunk: I know, that's why I called them "processed nuggets"...

I understand they are avoiding legal conflicts by not calling their processed nuggets "wings", but WYNGZ? Seriously?

How the hell is that "gruesome"?

@espinha: Did you really expect it to be quality food for less than a buck each? I was actually surprised there is any beef in it at all. I worked at Sonic as a teenager, the chili they serve doesn't contain meat of any kind.

@Aminpro: I get that, but have you ever lit something on fire that isn't coated in an accelerant? Beds don't just immediately burst into flames the second a cigarette lighter is held under them. It would take at least a few seconds to grow into a fire you couldn't easily put out with your hand.

I'm baffled. If he was using the lighter to see, that means he was looking right at it. So...he started a piece of fabric on fire while looking right at it, and couldn't put it out before it spread?

@ender89: Yeah, that's from Episode III. I couldn't believe how bad it was when I first saw the movie. James Earl Jones is a good voice actor, it's baffling that they went with that recording.

@withaspoon94: Nobody tells kindergarteners to walk around a burning house and close windows.

@FriedPeeps will kill for a CR-48: Not counting the mezzanine.

@The Squalor Also Rises: Some people aren't stupid. People are stupid. Those of us that aren't stupid are the minority.

@The Squalor Also Rises: You seem to be ignoring what you already know about most people. They are stupid, lazy, and irresponsible.

@Zinger314: Ha!

@\m/ chaosphere \m/: I wasn't aware that someone could live in this country without consuming corn products.

@Charliehorse:

@TheClap: I'm sure the sophisticated technology they'll outfit this with make windows completely unnecessary for taxiing.

@GreySmith: Yeah, getting hit by a plane with a huge spike on the front is much worse than getting hit by a normal plane.

@stre: Don't forget the content removal and convenient translations that has occurred in the centuries since.

@143lsb: You are joking...right?

My last name begins with a 'T', I always fucking hated alphabetical order so much. I have often wondered if all of that endless, torturous waiting in my developmental years led to my impatient personality.