@ripfire: Air wins.

@McKeystone: That's how I initially read it.

@MACaroni: Better specs?

@jacobestes: I second that motion to star this guy. I'm pretty sure he is the only grey I hearted long ago that still hasn't been starred.

I am overcome with jealousy! I would have had a poster-sized print framed above my fireplace.

@AreWeThereYeti: With a hammer, naturally.

@Benedinho: Granted.

Bing doesn't really do it for me. Aside from occasionally using Bird's Eye in Bing Maps (which is a-m-a-z-i-n-g), I wouldn't notice or care if it disappeared.

That isn't surprising at all considering the news of 3DS circulating, not to mention Kinect and Move diverting attention from the Wii.

@Benedinho: I'm not assuming anything, I repeated what was written in the article. She got naked, he lost interest, and they went to sleep.

Third base?

@shufflemoomin: Both of mine started to go to hell around the 12-18 month mark. That's pretty shitty when compared to other battery powered devices I own and use a hell of a lot more.

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.3: Gizmodo wrote an article on this a while back. The packaging is a lie.

@bobojuice:

@MrRainMan: There was no year 0. 1 B.C. then 1 A.D.

@Dustin Hess: Is puking in Illinois worse than puking in...say, Michigan?

@ddhboy: Chatroulette flashers.

@Architectin: That or permanently paralyze my face trying. Now that's commitment!

@—Tito—: Gee...I don't think anyone will find that offensive. You do know this isn't YouTube, right?

If I had invented photography, taking a self-portrait would be the first fucking thing I did with it!