And how do you tell it to not go off when you pop a curb in front of a pretty girl?

@Buckwheat79: Don't let the door hit ya where evolution split ya.

@python2121: You're "o_0" and subsequent response seemed to indicate that you disagreed with my statements, not pedantic semantics (heh).

@python2121: You don't believe one side developing technology that brings them cheap, unlimited energy has an advantage over the other, who is still struggling with massive, constant blackouts while also trying to fight a global war over energy?

@python2121: In such a scenario, fuel production on both sides would be next to nothing. The first thing both (or all) factions would do is strategically bomb their opposition's energy production facilities.

@python2121: "That is hilarious"

@whormongr: I would trade no less than three limbs if the alternative were losing my sneezing snorkel.

@ilos: You're female, aren't you?

Post-penectomy, the only thing I'd feel is the sidewalk rushing through my skull while falling at terminal velocity.

@MarcG: Why do I get the feeling every neighborhood you move to turns red?

In other news: local car wash owners become billionaires overnight.

@im2fools: Sending a picture of your junk to a stranger (or otherwise unwilling participant) is akin to flashing your junk to joggers in the park.

My girlfriend and I tried, quite unsuccessfully, to do full-on anal for quite some time. I would rub it, finger it, eat it...the works; but every time I inserted just the head (veeeery slowly) she would be in so much pain that I would pull out. I'm not a small guy, so it was clear we needed a better approach.

@pond-side-over: Holy shit, is that Doug Walker?

256GB for $850?

@tomsomething: #hearted

@gizread: Thanks for the idea, see above.

@Mark 2000: You're Communist, aren't you?

@markmerlot: I used your image for a Cigar Guy shop in the comments above, I hope you don't mind. You did such an awesome job, I didn't see any use in redoing it.

Damn, this guy is everywhere!