@TedSez: You're forgetting the merits of being able to change your phone number...or not have it listed for anyone to look up and call in the first place.

If the writer of this article were my accountant, I'd fire his ass.

@Kai Kadgien: You just say "BLAM...BLAM...BLAM"

@FriarNurgle: Brilliant!

@SparklyJesus: I see you haven't been to the Arsenal in Davenport.

@EnemaBagJones: $9/mo is too expensive?

@Antubis:

@FriedPeeps:

@Antubis: That's not the point. If there is an abundant supply of electricity floating around in thin air, how in the hell has it gone unnoticed? Shouldn't highly sensitive equipment in humid climates be affected (Mauna Kea Observatories, perhaps)?

@rathat: My thoughts as well.

@kylenalepa: Did you say that backwards on purpose or by accident?

Any word on possible long-term ramifications of exponential growth in Alcanivorax bacteria population in a very large area?

@radarskiy: That came out a bit wonky. What were you trying to say?

Even in a place as (generally) respectful as Giz, there are always people who see posts like this and think it's a green light for all of the racially insensitive jokes and comments they have been bottling up all day long.

@frigg: Red, not brown. Orange, not yellow.

@Kardster: Home fire detectors are actually called 'smoke detectors'.

@atrus123: Did you buy the same domain 99 times?

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Ahh...credit card fraud has never been so nostalgic.

@Nic Michael: Galvanized steel floorboards are about as classy as a Trans Am.

@KingKash: I would bet $100 it is centered. Don't ask me to justify my logic, it is sound.