Hmm...10 minutes, you say?

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@silkworm: Copied verbatim?

@kake81: My whole office has ONE fax machine!

@octasquid: #hearted

@Sir Gibler: Surely.

@donlphi: No. No. No.

@eyjafjallajökull: *throws a hotdog*

@donlphi: USB ports are a no-brainer.

@kake81: I just leech off of my work's printers. I have a Lexmark all-in-one sitting in the corner for emergencies, but I know once it runs out of ink I won't bother buying a new cartridge until after it would be really convenient to have.

@UGAdawg: Leave the midwest out of this, dawg.

@Nathan Paquette: Bandwidth; annoyance.

@nutbastard: #Hearted

I would venture to guess the real pilot was showing off for the crowd.

@Ozzie, The Last Hairbender: No, no you don't.

@I see the light. It burns!: Just bring along an old water heater on a dolly.

@Jesse Scroggins: Doesn't this occur on land as well?

There is absolutely no way this could go wrong...

@Yeah!: Are you referring to the plastic "cables" that attach the trackpad and keyboard?

@Kwinten: Hehe. I haven't laughed that hard since the last time I laughed that hard.