@Sam Spratt: I can't say I'm against fact-checking, but I think your headline image is perfect as-is.

Apple TV.

@nopattern: Don't be so touchy. He was making a joke about the way the article hyped-up a rather simple little device.

@iRant: If you have DSL, General Electric's security brand (I don't remember the name) can use it instead of a landline.

@tucker augie'ben'doggy: Which one is the retro attachment?

@Gildron: Sex works in zero-g for all but the sexually timid.

@ding-dang: My girlfriend would certainly disagree.

@ithyphallus, 13382: Are you familiar with the original PSP at all? It was unbelievably overpowered compared to the competition at launch.

Infographics with typos make me laugh.

@koreshonfire: Sure, sure.

@koreshonfire: Kinect does track every movement.

@GitEmSteveDave: Slugs don't have shot cups, as your handy infographic clearly shows. It was the wad.

@ImmaLion: Do those dummy iPads have working screens and a GUI?

@Kaiser-Machead v.2.1.1: One could easily replicate the feeling I get from sitting in a classroom with a few zip-ties and a small blunt object.

@castor_t: I don't know about your current financial standing, but I've known several people who have gone to Community Colleges for free by filing for a Federal Student Aid grant.

@Lupus_Yonderboy: I send around 20-30 texts per day, and always use (reasonably) proper grammar, syntax, and spelling.

Just one step closer to Jobs' goal: Being awarded a patent on patent-filing.

You say "don't use free porn sites", then offer no advice on finding a porn site that won't sell my credit card number??

@drmrw: Oh yes, I remember those times well. IE using every damned resource the computer has so task manager won't even run.

@davepermen: Oh, for fuck's sake!