. . . take such a young kid to a concert?

Only Brad Paisley is allowed to suck at a Brad Paisley concert!

Not to hate on a child but the family has asked that family members refer to her as Princess Emily. If she's not a holy terror yet, she's about to become a royal pain. ha ha, royal pain! Get it? Topical! NAILED IT.

If my daughter ever asks me if she will be a real princess, my answer will be succinct and honest: "only in my mind, sweetie."

An interesting legal aside is that if the father and daughter do manage to get recognized as legitimate monarchs of a territory with legal status they might be unintentionally renouncing their US citizenship.

"If we can turn North Sudan into an agricultural hub for the area ... a lot of technology has gone into agriculture and water," he said. "These are the things (the kids) are concerned with."

All my dad ever gave ME was an inherited anxiety disorder.

And her poor classmates. My god.

So how much fun do you think little Emily is to have in class.. . . . .her poor teacher

I challenge his claim with a trial by combat. I also have a child I can't say no to and a large sense of entitlement to lands that don't concern me.

LMAO just stop.

Oh, they flow like the future waters of the Kingdom of North Sudan. So crisp. So clean.

Hey, maybe if the history of white people wasn't taught as a core class in all American schools, there would be room to teach other race's history as a non-elective so kids can grow up knowing anyone can be a dick.

"The snide comments and casual racism here is just ridiculous."

Yeah, maybe nestled. But nuzzled? Hm.

Um. What? I just... I don't know. Maybe I now understand the definition of "I can't".

"I mean white people definitely have been staking their claim on land for hundreds of years"

"it's cool"

Good luck with the rest of fatherhood, buddy.

"It's cool," said Emily