Now I know what the hell my great-grandmother was talking about. Um, *shudder* Yeah, I was a major eavesdropper as a child. Oh, the crap I learned.

Where I live, people drive 100 mph. Yes, on a residential street. Some people are inconsiderate idiots.

I would say rent in the Montrose area (if that's something you can afford). Spring, well, it's just blegh. From what I've been told, the crime rate has sky-rocketed. You may want to think about that.

Except forests!

That's mean. Maybe she's new money? My (unfortunately) MIL married into money. She can't for the life of her pronounce anything correctly. Feel free to laugh at her. That woman is an effing bitch.

No.

I envy you. I live very close to them (I live in Humble) >:[

I live in Humble. I am so jealous of Save.The.Seacows. We're surrounded by those douchebags >:[

Hey, now! Maybe she can't pronounce them correctly at all.

Rich older women in Texas tend to wear the tackiest clothing. There are a lot of things that aren't true about Texas, but this is one thing that is totally true.

I'll take your word for it.

No. Just no. Gross question.

People find different things funny. You have all the right to be mad. If I didn't read Jezebel on a regular basis, I'd be mad at her, too. Sometimes it's hard to tell when someone's joking on the internet. I understand your frustration (you do make an excellent point), but trust me- it's a joke.

She's kidding. We know her well enough to know that.

There's nothing wrong with you. It's OK to be attracted to an older man. It'd be weird if I said I find him attractive. He looks exactly like my uncle. *shudder* Now that would be wrong. I don't know why I'm rambling.

True! For me, though, it's poison. My brain's weird.

You have no idea how much that comment made my day! Thank you so much! I haven't laughed so hard in a week :]

Noooooo! Pennywise has the decency to not do insensitive crap like this. This clown is all kinds of creepy. I'd rather take Pennywise over this creep any day.

Pssh, at least Pennywise has the decency to not roam around cemeteries.

No, just no.