"...a swimsuit that looked like 'a bra and panties.'"

"A Philadelphia barista and water sports enthusiast..."

It's probably time to bring back the ladies' Victorian bathing machine.

She should wear this one to the pool next time and see how fast it takes to get tossed out.

Philadelphia pools are such dicks, man. Remember when they told Mac, Charlie, Dee, and Dennis they were at capacity, and they all had to go swimming at the gross public pool that was covered in broken glass? RUDE.

different fabric in general

This is the swimsuit in question. The coloring is reminiscent of underwear, but it's no skimpier than any other strapless bikini.

I have wondered that all my life. How is a 2-piece suit any different from opaque 2-piece lingerie?

If it isn't see-through when it gets wet, really what's the practical difference between a bra and panties and a bikini?

Don't all bikinis look like bras and panties? Maybe it's because I'm a big enough cup size that I buy my swimsuit from the same place that manufactures my bras, but there's no real difference in coverage.

Apparently, another name for penis in 1890 was Credentials. The next time I am in a meeting and we are thinking of employing a writer or consultant, the moment someone says "we need to see their credentials," I am going to likely pee on myself from laughing.

this. is. awesome. i will immediately reintegrate this into my vernacular.

That's pretty straightforward, if you think about it. Normally you'd make stockings for your kids feet; in this case you are making babies so the stockings will have feet to slip into them. It's a fancy way to say "making babies."

Joining Giblets?!?! Let it be known that this is now my favorite new slang term for doing the do.

I like "Horizontal Refreshment" (1910) and "Play at rantum-scantum" (1667) best. Rantum Scantum would make a great name for a band.

Clapperdepouch? Reminds me of slappin' de bass.

But what if that kid grew up to be one of the world's top experts in the fight against AIDS?

MrBossetti just texted me to say one of his Dutch coworkers was on the plane with his wife and daughter, on their way back to Malaysia after visiting his parents in Amsterdam. Just... ugh.

AIDS research is already loosing valuable doctors to other more profitable research. Now an asshole shot the ones willing to tackle it out of the sky. Not to mention the saint Dr. Lange and Jacqueline van Tongeren giving voice for the poor unable to pay for life saving medication. Everyone aboard was valuable and my…

We're never going to be able to have nice things, are we?