Me @ Lana Del Ray

I know I have some strange acquaintances, and even stranger friends.

They probably can't even inflict pain on each other. I imagine watching them duke it out would be like watching Death Becomes Her.

Human Barbie dolls? Or real-life Jenna Maroneys?

Can't help but wonder what Skipper thinks of all this.

I like how you think! That would be the greatest.

I would watch the shit out of that show!!

RIGHT?!?!?!?!? Stick them all in a replica of Barbie's Dream House and watch them Barbie it up. They would be infinity billion times more interesting than the stupid Kardashians.

its Odessa, still Ukraine, sooo.....

Going to school? For social work? Claims she had no plastic surgery? (Even if she's lying, do we really want her sending our daughters the message that it's okay not to surgically modify your looks?) BOOOOOOOOOOOOORING. Old Barbie forever, New Barbie never. Valeria is the outspoken, bitchy, racist, non-food-eating…

starting September on NBC. new reality show Big Barbie house., due to cancelation of Big Brother house.

Are they sure they really want to start this? A Barbie fight will only end with a giant six-year-old grabbing them each by the legs and smashing them into each other until she gets bored or it's snack time.

BREAKING NEWS: I saw the human Ken Doll out at Progress Bar during Pride a couple of weekends ago here in Chicago. He had a shirt cut down to his sternum and I could not stop staring at his faux pecs. His fecs, if you will. Related news: I was very sad that I recognized him. I've been watching too many things like My…

As long as the Human Bratz Dollz are staying out of it everything will be fine

Please make a reality show and put all of them live with each other.

Well, we already know they can't defeat each other by cutting off the enemy supply lines and starving them to death.

You really get the good ones, Mark.

Kids are far more likely to be abused by people known to them than Chester the Molestor who slinks out of the trees in a park. We don't arrest parents for hiring a babysitter, letting their kids join a soccer team, or spend time alone with a youth pastor because something might happen.

Because going to jail is expensive. Any legal fees she might incur are expensive. When you work an hourly job, lost wages are expensive (and let's face it, she is probably out of a job at this point).

Yes. It is completely fucked that you think a woman backed into a legal corner by poverty shouldn't be the subject of charity.