Honestly, I really like the ONTD commenters and their ridiculousness. Especially when it's about young pop stars & singers. They're funny as hell and are super good at breaking down gossip. I wish they could have been around to explain many of my lessons in college...

THANK YOU! The Fall was so hard to watch, he's so freaking hot as a psycho killer. I felt like such a perv. Mind you I was equally as attracted to Gillian Anderson, so I guess it balances out.

I just saw this blind item on D Listed (it's from Blind Gossip, though). Michael K thinks it's about Selena and her relationship with Demi and Taylor Swift and that seems pretty plausible:

Spiral Girl is subsisting on vodka and cocaine at this point. However, she still doesn't think that her problem is that bad and…

That's not how this works! That's not how any of this works!

Infinite stars for "King Joffrey of Pop". Holy shit.

Jesus... my adrenaline was pumping while reading this, I felt like I was back in high school.

fuck it all. i blame the biebs.

Interns?

Demi is done with Selena because she doesn't love herself.

Not trying to hate on Lindy West - it must have been a slow gossip day - but this is the most boring Dirtbag headline imaginable. More interesting headlines include Leonardo DiCaprio Prefers Pie Over Cake, Jessica Simpson: Still Thin, and Spencer R. Grogan Buys New BMW Working at Home for Google.

Dave's new wife looks a lot like someone...I just can't put my finger on who. She oughta know...

Well, it seems that they haven't been close friends for a long time now, they've just been pretending to be (for da fans? for PR? ONTDers aren't really sure, but they are sure that this friendship is dead and will not be resurrected because they've both "changed too much"). Demi is mad at Selena for numerous offenses.…

These aren't the same person?

How do people figure out that they unfollowed each other? Don't they have millions of followers and also follow tons of people back?! Who is sitting there sifting through their "friends" list to figure this shit out?

I was just going to ask the same thing!

I hate the creators of the 50 Shades movie so much, because they cast Jamie Dornan. He is so fucking gorgeous, and now I want to watch him do weird sex stuff. He makes me feel conflicting things on The Fall.

The hook is that Selena Gomez has a good girl image that's mostly been untainted by her associations with Justin Bieber and some drug rumors, while Demi Lovato is the bad girl redeemed. The media loves pitting women against each other, and these two are easy to paint as opponents because it's like something out of a…

Old people

You know, I'm sure the Demi Lovato/Selina Gomez news is really important but I'm not sure why anyone would care that a couple of teenage friends had a falling out.