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I'll never understand why these celebrity children aren't being told "NO!" Maybe money's on the line. I don't know. That's just sad! Poor kid and kids like him :[

OK, in that case they can take back Nickelback, Avirl Lavigne, and others. BUT they cannot take Ryan Gosling or Ryan Reynolds. They're just fine. Very, very fine!

Dear Canada,

You go on with your royal self! Seriously, I want to visit Australia. It's so pretty! Also, I'll stay away from the kangaroos and koalas. I've been told by natives that they're not nice.

That actually sounds scary! It just brings back horror film memories :[

Oooh, law school! Fancy. A lot of Jezzies are from Dallas. That's pretty cool. Dallas is one of the most awesome cities here in Texas.

111?! My goodness!

I'll visit one day. It's too beautiful not to visit before death!

And The Walking Dead's set is in GA! LUCKY!

Nice!

That's a really nice area! Canada gets all the cool stuff :[

Dallas is awesome! Oooh, LA! LA is cool, too.

You, too! :]

I don't know if you've already figured this out, but there's a reply option after the end of each article. They're always on the right.

You're lucky! Texas hates us! Tex is so trying to murder us all! I will never get used to the weather down here. I've lived here all my life and still can't get used to this :[ I've been to LA. It's badass!

I'm glad you answered! It is very interesting to find out where other Jezzies live. I get to find out more about countries and states.

Yes! And Burt lives there, too! We could all get together and talk about cool shit!

Are you kidding? The name "Queensland" sounds so fancy!

The most badass people I know are from Brooklyn.

You're from the real Washington where they keep things real real!