Jersey! I would make a Jersey Shore joke, but I'm sure you're tired of them.

I bet it's beautiful down there!

We shall now refer to metro-Detroit as Metroit.

I feel so bad for laughing so hard! It's not every day that someone tells me those things.

That sounds heavenly! Well, except the humidity. That's annoying!

Your life sounds awesome!

Damn straight! Sorry, I had to!

Yay!

From Iowa to Tennessee! That's something. I hope you're enjoying yourself :]

YES! I remember that. I know I asked you about your tattoo. I was hoping you lived here in Houston, but was disappointed to find out you live in Chile. Chile's a beautiful country, by the way :]

I would suggest Texas, but we don't have snow. I'm sure you'd miss snow. The summer is brutal! But you can come visit (just don't go visit the Southeast area! Those people are bananas!).

Georgia's not that bad! Right? :[

I want to go there! That's effing GORGEOUS!

Yes! I've always wanted to visit! It's so beautiful and serene. When I die, I want my soul to go to Montreal.

I bet! I can totally relate to the heat. The heat in this part of Texas sucks! Last summer was brutal! It was like 111 degrees for two days last summer. It was just horrible!

I bet! I hope you're enjoying yourself :]

Now I have to visit! I'd like to see this for myself.

That is the cutest little seal EVER! Also, I've always wanted to go to Seattle. It seems like so much fun (except for the rain)!

I've been in a similar situation before. What I did was started talking crap about his family and friends. It worked!

I bet! Let me guess: "Do you ride horses?" "Do you own a gun?" "Do you wear cowboy hats and boots?" "How often do you drink?" "Why don't you talk funny?" "Why do you talk funny?"