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No AC for a month?! Wow! I can't imagine if I'd even be alive if I went without AC here in Texas! Texas hates us.

I've visited before. It's awesome!

It is! That's how people feel when they think of Texas. We're not that scary!

Of course you would fit in! We love everyone :] You wouldn't have to worry about cowboy hats. The only people that really use them are older men and men from Mexico.

So fellow Jezzies, where do you live? I'm just curious/nosy :] I live in Texas. It's not as bad as some of you think it is. I swear! From what I've been told by others, this is what a lot of people think of when they think of Texas (eh, it's not like they're wrong):

Just Southeast Texas. The rest of us just side-eye them.

She looks like Victoria Justice to me. Damn Photoshop!

Nope, I am so not in tears over here. No, nope.

I totally feel you on the dates. The author comes off as a straight-up asshole. I hate the tone of this article, as well. It just seems like almost ridicule (again, the dates). I am so serious when I say Jezebel's better off hiring Jezzies!

I applaud your genius! This was my first thought, actually. This thing is just so damn creepy!

I know it's a rhetorical question, but the answer is an idiot.

I agree! Off to make a fake resume!

There are some professional makeup artists that are just awful. Then again, you may be right.

Whoa! That is unfortunate. Hopefully, her skills improved because damn!

So much yes to your comment! I got all excited reading your comment :]

I think if her makeup artist didn't hate her, she would have looked just fine. It's the atrocious makeup.

I think all of these dresses are stunning! All the ladies look perfect and radiant! Also, Rosie Huntington-Whitely looks different! I had to do a double-take. She looks fantastic! Her dress is my personal favorite.

I bet this man was/is a bully.

I think this picture is rather sweet. I have all the feels right now! All the feels!

Agree! Maybe we can send in complaints. This is ridiculous! It's like the authors and people in charge don't even care anymore.