Thank you!!!! I am so flattered!

Yeah, I bet! I'm sure you had to think long and hard. I'm sure you didn't want to sound like a huge dick.

He does! The evilest of the evil! Also, he looks like my dad.

Excellent point! I agree with you. This article reminds me of this South Park episode:

This troll has been naming accounts after me for weeks now. It's so pathetic it makes me laugh. It never really bothered me, to be honest. This troll leaves cruel comments in other threads. I think this person feeds off negative replies. That's why I don't reply by saying evil things back.

If you say nice things to them, they leave you alone. That's what I do. Seriously, I am convinced this is a very bored teenager.

He is! I wonder what happened to Doug.

This person makes multiple accounts to troll others them and then follows them. He/she does it to me all the time. I find it hilariously pathetic. Just ignore the person. It's probably some bored teenager.

What's up? Hope you're having a great evening.

Same here! Glad I'm not alone. Sometimes a cry after I wake up from a dream. Dreams can suck sometimes.

Thank you and you're welcome :]

Although a very attractive man, he will always creep me out.

My favorite movie memory is definitely watching Predator with my dad as a kid. I might lose him soon, so that's going to be a very bitter-sweet memory.

Yes! I can stare at that gif all night long. Swoon!

I've never been engaged, but I just wanted to tell you congratulations! I am so happy for you :]

WTH?! Cosmo?! COSMO?! Pssh, sell-outs!

Same here! Yes, sad face galore :[

I have really tiny eyes. I look like I'm squinting all the time. If I were a celebrity, I'd be nicknamed "Squinty Beans."

Lucky! My nap dreams are AWFUL! I always end up either crying or dying :[ Or on the toilet in front of an entire group of strangers.

True, true. But still. Plohoj. I don't even want to imagine the taste!