I want to star this several times over.

Just, like, a tsunami of furries. 17 Klingons and 12 different Link/Zelda pairs...

I know this is serious, I swear. But God help me I can’t stop laughing at the cosplay tweets.

No, just don’t want to pay Roto-Rooter 250/hour to scrape poop rags out of my sewer line. ;)

O.O you’re on the internet and just apologized. You are now my hero.

Please point to where I said I’m running out and buying one of these immediately for a kid I watch once a week.

yeah those. i don’t flush them because we’re in an oldass house and the plumbing couldn’t handle it.

preeeeeeeeetty much....

Limited print collectors items... because there’s a collector’s market for everything.

Sophie has some mushroom cousins that are about 10 bucks less and look kind of like penises. My oldest two got those. I called them Squeaky Weens, much to the dismay of my mother in law.

I kinda want to get one for me and put in those flushable adult wipes.

That’s straight from the tap. ;)

I kinda dig the baby Keurig. I dump formula all over the god damn counter every time I make a bottle for my nephew.

Soul porn?

To his nonapology.

This is exactly why I don’t fault her for it. If it came down to it, I’d do anything to feed my kids. :(

Honestly... she’s got 4 small children she’s taking care of on her own, my guess is she needs the money. Which really makes me sad.

This one made my heart hurt. My husband is Aspie, my son’s somewhere between ASD 1 and 2, and one of my daughters is PDD. They all have trouble with social communication. No, you can’t touch stuff, and I wouldn’t expect someone making as little as i’m sure Chipotle pays to stand there and try to figure out someone’s…

Try the Hot Pockets. They’re breathtaking.

He bathes weekly in the blood of unbaptized Christian babies, duh.