Dude, you code it, I’ll help with administration.

I like this one more than the diagonal shot!

Why is everyone behind him holding inflatable dongs?

What the hell? The police dog probably bit the officer in his way of saying this whole thing was stupid and here’s his two weeks.

imma gonna stitch that on sampler

Yeah, unfortunately, there’s quite a few.

Ok, I’m going to admit right here I’ve ordered a salad without lettuce. BUT. It was at a place that had breadbowl salads with a nice sized chicken breast on top. I loved the bread, I loved the chicken, the lettuce just got in the way and I’d just end up ignoring most of it. And I utterly hate wasting food. So once I…

.........man, pissed-off Tim is still so god damn adorable.

Five, the first I lost. It took us 8 years and that loss to have our son.

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I do look forward to birth, because it means I’M NOT PREGNANT ANYMORE YAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

I totally get you. My HG wasn’t bad enough for full on hospital stays, though I did end up admitted with my oldest daughter for some sort of weird kidney/bladder something infection. The first three days of that stay I really don’t remember, other than the bastards wouldn’t give me any blankets because they didn’t…

I’m just cracking up here because I had the exact same thought. I love my kids and I’d do it all over again for them, but this shit suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuux.

I have so many questions. Did they get paid extra for this? How hard is it to walk with another model strapped to your chest? Is the upside down one wearing makeup? How long did they style her hair to get it where they wanted it? How long was she actually stuck like that? Etc. LOGISTICS. I NEEDS THEM.

If anyone really believes this and would like to get rid of their earthly possessions on Saturday, I’ll happily take a decent minivan off your hands. You know, to help your soul or whatever.

.....sweet Mother of creation. If i could buy you a drink for posting this, i would.

A friend of mine completely blanked on a Calc 3 test, wrote down her recipe for chocolate chip cookies instead. The professor gave her one point for it. :D

If nobody’s gone to look, the school’s Facebook page has gotten quite amusing.

Dear Miss. Clinton,

My husband has ASD. I didn’t realize just how severe some of his limitations were until after we had kids.