Bet you if this particular fan were any more inbred, he’d be a sandwich.

Typical Cubs fan. Just like school in summer. No class.

I sense a great disturbance in The Force. As if millions of neckbeards cried out at once in ecstacy.

I like the potential for new scorigami.

I took German in a University of Wisconsin affiliated commnity college. We were taught to think of ihr as the equivalent to “youse guys.”

The Angry Hamburgers are the name of my new indie rock band.

Astronaut screwdriver: Tang and vodka.

Wow, that sounds like something out of a dystopian novel..

And That amazing trick play!

I seem to recall the original XFL has something similar, only I think only one receiver was allowed to be in forward motion when the ball was snapped.

I live in neither IHOP’s America or Waffle House’s America. I live in Wisconsin. I live in George Webb’s America.

At least you can pick up Dom Capers for cheap.

Wow. Kind of ironic, as I just posted Day 88 today. I chose Rene Gonzales.

I’m doing a countdown to Opening Day on my Facebook where I feature a player who wore the number of the day. I was going to feature Schilling for Day 38, but fuck him. I’m going to feature Carlos Zambrano instead.

Firstly, Six months of cheese and none of it is from Wisconsin? Fuck you, Williams-Sonoma.

Of all the Cleveland Browns in the world, you’re the Cleveland Browniest.

You grew up in Milwaukee’s suburbs? You have my sympathy. Congrats from crawling out of that right wing hell hole.

AFAIC, The appearance of Santa at the end of the Macy’s Parade is the point at which it becomes acceptable to start and December holiday-related decoration and/or revelry.

Got anything more credible than some right wing hack site?

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