Communist? 1952 called. it wants its pejorative back.

Maine Coons?

Judging by the significant shrinkage, Mario must have just gotten out of the pool.

Madness? THIS. IS. JAPAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!

Most NPB stadiums are like the old Astroturf MLB stadiums of old: Turf infields with sliding pits.

Actually, a number of Japanese baseball stadiums are like the old Astroturf-clad MLB stadiums of days gone by. Turf infields with sliding pits.

Tokyo Dome:

Koshien Stadium has an all-dirt infield. Surprised the umps didn’t call/delay the game.

This big guy dwarfs Lake Winnebago’s biggest. IIRC, someone pulled a 240 pounder out a few years back.

Is the guy on the right Donald Ducking?

Seattle could have had the Bucks, but Milwaukee and the State of Wisconsin folded like a cheap card table.

I put red pepper flakes in my Shin Ramyun.

Gyros. Preferably with a side of fries, extra Tzatziki for dipping. They were my go to drunk food back when I was in college.

I see your Rafael Bournigal and raise you a Jimmy Gantner.

Anthony Dilweg. Soley because he came to my little podunk small town grade school when I was a kid.

Something more annoying than the “Two Fisted Slopper,” the “One Penised Flopper.”

“There’s a reason you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state, the other serves and protects the people. When the military becomes both, then the enemies of the state tend to become the people.” Commander William Adama

I once ate Two Gilbert Brown Burgers with a side of BK’s largest fries at the time in one sitting.

Okay, for some reason I read this article in the voice of GlaDOS from the Portal games, and the article got a thousand times more chilling.

Guess I need to dust off this old-ass joke from my middle school days: