I’m sure these kids have seen enough divers the last few days.

Holy shit! Is that JR Smith’s dad?

i’m just going to accept this statement as fact because i have no desire to see the google results in trying to disprove it.

George Carlin, talking about sex: “71... which is 69 with 2 fingers up your ass”

This marks the first time in history that 69 comes after a #2.

Your comment that “not even healthier for you at all (and is more processed because taking out the natural tasty fat takes... process).”, is pretty over the top. Do you know how fat free / skim milk is made? They put raw milk in a centrifuge, so they use the mass of the heavier fat to separate it. That “process”, is…

One thing is for certain: we all lost.

Someone on Facebook posted a long screed about how they know the driver, and they have a history of mental illness, and that the driver “wouldn’t hurt a flea”.

Carol Sharrow was charged with manslaughter in the death of 68-year-old Douglas Parkhurst

“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Ford.

In the the old Batman versus Superman debate, and it always comes down to Batman needing to have everything work absolutely perfectly. All of his traps, all of his plans, all of his equipment has to operate perfectly with no mistakes to even have a shot at beating Superman. All it takes is one slip-up and Superman can…

The saddest part is that he will be able to recall each of these moments perfectly for the rest of his life. Meanwhile J.R. Smith can’t remember the score for more than three seconds.

“You should have aimed for the head.”

Iron Man (LeBron) almost had Thanos’s glove off, and Star Lord (J.R.) had to come in and screw it all up. The following massacre is all his fault.

Jackson. He’d get bored after 5 minutes and sit in silence.

Phil would have better weed.

Incubus informed me that vitamins turn us into sheeple. It has to be true because it came off their album named Science

Never has a Cat video so cried out for the music of Right Said Fred.

Here are some worse ideas:

Holy fuck is the Canadian broadcast condescending as fuck towards Ovechkin, they just cannot give the guy any praise without undercutting it and bringing him down a little bit.