Why are you surprised? Isn’t finding bugs exactly what betta testing is for?

The article should read that seven students were then expelled from the school.

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.

“For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob

The white is the worst part of the egg, and any trick that makes it so there is less of it is good in my book.

What kind of sorcery is this that I didn’t learn in grammar school? No fair!

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

“New Reduced Methane Emissions Whopper Combo, now with Pork Soda.”

What is this, a console for ANTS?!

Fuck him. Charge the guy with damaging private property but then Smith with felony battery.

I read Strawberries have protein.

I always found it weird that people butter their bread before they toast it. I turn my stove to medium, toast one side of the bread, flip it over and add the cheese on one side and put the other slice, toasted side down on top. The heat from the toasted side helps to melt the cheese. Then I add a slab of butter on the…

I’ve confirmed that the kits contain baking soda. Beyond that, my own solution for a pale, non-lye-dipped pretzel would be hiding the surface entirely under a layer of cinnamon sugar.

MSNBC had the best clip this morning..

I call all of these fake experts “R-naughty”

“I built 2 houses, but do they call me Bob the house builder? No!

SUUUUUPER unpopular opinion:

Officer Thumb Penishead’s racist white guy goatee is not regulation.

Hey editors: Put a transcript in the article. Not everyone wants to / can watch a video.