As my name suggests

Why are you surprised? Isn’t finding bugs exactly what betta testing is for?

The article should read that seven students were then expelled from the school.

I will be disappointed if Chodas didn’t utter “That’s NO MOON!”

The fact it’s dependent on a connection to their servers is a no-go for me. I’d be fine with it reporting back to them but ideally something like this should be able to function on a local level as well.

I’m so tired of devices that work perfectly well but become obsolete because the company goes under or just decides…

Sony should “accidentally” delay their shipment so WalMart can have the fun of explaining to all its customers why their pre-ordered PS5 aren’t available on launch day as promised.

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.

“For all of the Christians that are questioning my post with my husband’s hand on my boob

It’s not a schooner It’s a sailboat.

The white is the worst part of the egg, and any trick that makes it so there is less of it is good in my book.

What kind of sorcery is this that I didn’t learn in grammar school? No fair!

His stage name wasn’t Eddie Creative Commons...

What’s a matter Perdue?  Chicken?

“New Reduced Methane Emissions Whopper Combo, now with Pork Soda.”

Someone as well marbled as Alex Jones should be roasted in a dug out pit.

“Mostly Harmless.”

We shall show them with words!

What is this, a console for ANTS?!

Fuck him. Charge the guy with damaging private property but then Smith with felony battery.