That is from a MtG card...

Living in Southeastern Georgia has very few benefits...

Nope...

Nope...

I now have a plan for Saturday morning...

There is a restaurant in Denver, CO called the Buckhorn Exchange. You get your age off as a percentage for your meal during your birthday month.  My wife and I went out to CO for a wedding in 2017 right before my 42nd birthday.  My meal was 42% off.  That may not seem like much; however, the meal was ≈$80 before the…

This was brought up to me by a coworker yesterday. He stated that in Michigan (we are both currently in Georgia) that if the sign was on, then they could get a free glazed donut. I tried this at three different Krispy Kremes in my area (Savannah, GA & Hinesville, GA) and they had no idea that this was even a thing.…

Jerky...

Morning Star, Satan’s favorite food company...

I want to say one word to you. Just one word...

COTD!!!

Two of them,

Or pimento cheese sandwiches.

Dong, where is my automobile???

I saw a truck for this company going down I-95 the other day in Georgia:

What movie is this?

How do you think a non-dairy milk (rice/quinoa) would do with this?

I tried the almond milk for home-made mac & cheese... Worst mistake ever... This sad imitation of a first love almost brought me to tears when it tasted like almond and cheese... I made sure that I didn’t use flavored or sweetened. Rice and quinoa milk does make a passable version of this.

After my son left the house it was just my wife and I. We decided that it would be easier, cheaper, and cleaner to go somewhere for Thanksgiving. We have a tradition now of going to the Cracker Barrel so that there are no leftovers that need to be thrown away, no massive heating of the kitchen/whole house (we live in…

I still to this day, 30+ years after leaving PHX, dump out my shoes before putting them on...

Just make sure that you have a good exhaust system. I tried this about a decade ago in my fiance’s (now wife’s) apartment and her exhaust just blew back into the kitchen. The apartment reeked of shrimp (she can’t stand the smell of shrimp) for nine months afterwards.