absolutely I’d like to say i was boycotting out of my strong moral fortitude, but I’ve always just hated when people nonsensically remove letters from words

Just so long as they adopt a giraffe and name it:” Giraffagarofaluffalo”, I’m in.

I have always hoped for Mark Ruffalo to hook up with Janeane Garofalo, just so Jezebel could call them Garofaluffalo.

“Lois, a Khalil Mack is a Khalil Mack, but Clelin Ferrel could be anything! He could even be a Khalil Mack, and you know much we’ve wanted one of those!”

This is a deep OG Grover Golden Books reference, and as someone who read his original childhood version of this book to his daughter last night, respect.

This is like Grover’s monster at the end of the book. I know you say “WARNING: THIS POST IS NOT A JOKE.” but damn if I don’t want to read it anyway to see if it’s a really good joke.

It’s a nice way for him to say gluten tag to NHL playoff hockey.

All you need are some dice, a good grasp of the rules, a good set of notes, and the knowledge of what gives your group a good time. It’s about telling a story. Everything else is extra.

All you need are some dice, a good grasp of the rules, a good set of notes, and the knowledge of what gives your…

Compared to playing pacman on actual city grids this is pretty lame. Google set the bar much higher for themselves.

It’s basically the Streisand effect here, and it’s wonderful

I celebrated with a day off work and a bottle of bourbon, which, now that I think about it, is the best way to celebrate just about anything.

All he wanted was a Diet Coke, and she wouldn’t give it to him.

Griffey in the dugout to greet Ichiro made me nostalgic for all of the Mariners teams of my youth that always found a way to came up just short.

Sick and tired of reading about all these rich, old guys getting off. 

Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl

“They had five different quarterbacks. They had Alex Smith, Josh Johnson, Mark Sanchez...Some guy named Peeboo Horshake. They had Count Chocula AND Frankenberry! Two times founding father Alexander Hamilton started and for three quarters Lin-Manuel Miranda filled in for him!
They had Mac of Mac and Me throwing three…

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

Yes, this is good information to have.