If I travel anywhere and I see that sign, I’m going the fuck back home.

I know 23 Americans that don’t have to worry about that any more.

“Sullivan said Aston-Reese has a broken jaw that will require surgery and a concussion.”

Everyone else was getting a hit on him. If you can’t beat ‘em, join ‘em.

When asked why he was kicking the swans, Mantella replied “It’s my cygneture move.”

i can imagine few crimes more fowl.

good point. 143

If you add 911 to the front of the page, he’ll call you back faster.

Bryan Erickson, director of AM programming for iHeartMedia Houston, didn’t respond for comment.

Well, that’s just like, your opinion, man.

I figured he was trying to get his fingers sliced off so he could enjoy the taste of meat for once.

The nearest orthopedist.

I’ll believe Andrew Luck is healthy when I see him play, and maybe not even then

• Cheesesteak casserole: I just need someone from Philly to tell me which cheese to use, because my impulse is to use provolone and Cheese Wiz.

I still say the Full English Breakfast casserole needs to happen. Bonus points for making what Richard Hammond once called “rubbish sausages” that meet the minimum standard for a sausage in Britain and tend to cost something like 50p.

Chili cheese dog/french fries (maybe hash browns instead)/onion ring casserole! Do it for Sanic!

I found a recipe for “Salsa Joe” where you go approximately 2 to 1 (I think theirs is 1 lb to 6 oz) of ground beef to cheese, but keep all the other ingredients in, for a cheesy loose meat sandwich variant. I think it would work really well with this recipe.

Regional food and food habits still exist in the US and I’m a fan.