Browns Owner: What's with these pre-draft shenanigans I'm hearing about Kevin? It's getting some people in the league pretty upset.

I'd hate to see this guy on the toilet...

Bungie Keeps Fixing The 'Wrong' Things

"Baby, are you Gandhi, because you just fucking nuked me."

That's 1410.96lbs.

Or, your mom.

- Xbox Live

Real Life Attempt

Is it a thing called love?

I live in Houston so not much chance of a blizzard but my hurricane survival kit consists of:
Shiner Bock (two cases)

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.

I smell a potential Pats punishment.

He thought way harder about that than Bungie did about the entirety of Destiny's storyline..

I can't dislike it enough, when people think that it's better if you both like everything the same.

NO.

I have actually cooked while listening to this:

My wife likes creamy peanut butter. I like crunchy. We buy both kinds. It's really not a big problem, honest. We have also have dissimilar tastes in soft drinks. She likes Coke, I like Pepsi. Again, we buy both. All it takes is a little room in your pantry.

Pan guy:

Creamy is my jam, but that jam must be cherry or raspberry.

I have been a Broncos fan since I was old enough to choose a team—about 5 years of age. When I wore a #7 Broncos jersey to my first Punt, Pass and Kick competition, the name on the back was "Morton" and not "Elway." I remember Denver being the place Tony Dorsett came to die. I remember John Elway losing three Super…

Cheer up; there's always legal weed!

So what's left for him?

As a Broncos fan, I'm okay with J. Thomas leaving. He's injury prone and wasn't physical with his coverage today. Peyton has been off for a few months. CJ looks promising. I don't even know. I'm out of booze, so I'm sad again.