"Shit, the guy I was passive-aggressively derping on called me out on my poor argument and how I also use "for reasons". Didn't expect that. Better play it cool like I'm too busy to explain myself to people clearly dumber than me."

+1 for disc based.

Well, aside from this call (which dropped their win chances by 15 percent) and the no-flag on Bryant, there were several other blown calls against the Lions including a blatant hold on Ansah on the game-winning TD, I'd say the officiating had a pretty significant impact on the game. It was disgusting.

"best friend of college students everywhere"

Pete Morelli was reminded that one day he may have to cross the George Washington Bridge. He quickly reconsidered the call.

Why did I click on Eisen's remarks? Just terrible to hear the news, especially from the guy I associate with Stuart Scott the most. Unreal. And try as he did, Eisen almost made it through the whole thing all together.

MMM...Donutsaurus Rex.....

"Christ, Janet, this is why we can't have MARTA"

These Cobb County residents are NOT happy about the new stadium.

Wow, they really ducked him right in the pussy.

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

Arby's is throwing some shade.

Would've held onto it if he had crab claws.

Tallahassee Police Department say Winston didn't fumble.

I remember when big games were simply "on TV", not on some cable channel or some digital BS. It was nice, it worked.

Police have arrested the onion and charged it with battery.

Tough break for the Lions, losing Suh for the entirety of the playoffs.

i'm typing this in one hand b/c i have yet to remove my other hand from my penis having read the penis entries recoiling in fear and relexively grabbing my penis to prevent anything from getting lodged in my urethra

Great tactic actually. If history has told us anything about Kobe, it's that first comes the assault, then comes the ring.

A very serious oversight.