This is the car he “won:”

With respect, you could have your eyes glued to home plate, but if you think you could dodge a bat flying at you at that speed, you are fucking kidding yourself.

Amen. I haven’t been pining for another movie with her in it. I do not get the attraction. You nailed it; Farley without the soul.

This is the wrongest I’ve ever seen anyone be on the internet.

I don’t understand how anyone can write this review with a straight face. She’s an awful actress and one of the least funny people on the planet.

You really, really, really need to stop and think about the first sentence. Wow.

Or, you’re encouraged to use the women’s restroom to change a diaper. It’s 2015, Wendy’s.

So, still "Sex and the City, for Men" then?

I am pretty sure when I return to the workforce it’s going to be shelving cans at 50. Not too many programs for reintegration for stay-at-home dads like me. I agree that I also get a lot of awkwardness from strangers. Especially when trying to follow up on school and therapy things for my kids. I will get calls about…

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

I hear you on the shopping in the girls’ section. My daughter refuses to be present when her underwear is being purchased, so I get to brave that gauntlet alone every few months. It’s a miracle that I haven’t been arrested with “Nihao, Kai-Lan” panties in my cart.

As a fellow stay-at-home dad, can we please get some motherfucking changing stations in men’s public restrooms? For fuck’s sake.

As a lifelong fan....

The fact he hustled to 3rd base added originality. For that, yes.

I’m sitting here like “WTF is A-U-S??” Yeah, try USA, smarty pants.

Just to clarify - your argument is: “This situation is bad, but bad things always happen, so why get excited that this bad thing is being dealt with.”

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