If my husband was too dumb to find his way out of a locker room, I’d keep it to myself.

Copying art into a different form of art just doesn’t work, or if it does it is a one in a thousand chance lucky break.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

If I were him I’d go to the worst team in the CFL (The Saskatoon Snow Ferrets? The Halifax Poutines?) and offer to play for free. Go out there secure in the knowledge that only like 20 people are watching you on any given Sunday (Saturday? Wednesday?) and that the worst thing that could possibly happen to you if you…

So...there was a galactic cataclysm that changed planets, wiped out species, and came with quality of life improvements?

This track is adapted from a piece by Carl Orff titled Gassenhauer nach Hans Neusiedler (1536) that prominently featured in the 1973 film Badlands.

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

Yes.

*receives pink slips*

I’m with you.

This disgraceful show by all involved is an embarrassment to the quiet dignity and grace with which boxing has always carried itself. Don King must be spinning in his grave.

As someone who studies cultural anthropology and took several human sexuality classes this is seriously the biggest non-issue I’ve ever heard of. A foot fetish could be one of the most common kinks out there.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

“The perfect game, the no-hitter, the four-run lead, and the chance to redeem himself by pitching any further: all gone”. 

I mean, sixth inning. I’m sure someone will drill the kid in the ribs for it because playthegametherightwayoldskoolrezpektzomg!!!, but there’s absolutely nothing wrong with that bunt.

Read the article. She set up the enema so that the rubber bladder would be the head and the catheter would be, like, a stick figure body. She needed a dinner companion while she ate the poop. Seriously, this was like two paragraphs in. smdh

It’s also false equivalency. If we stack up every nasty, violent thing a popular conservative pundit or a conservative politician has said about Obama, Clinton, and HRC, and “libtards” in general and compare that to a progressive politician or popular progressive pundit, the conservative stack would be orders of…

M’s won yesterday’s game two touchdowns to a field goal.

As someone who’s studied two East Asian languages and trained as a translator, I’m annoyed because I know talking about something as particular as pitching strategy and technique in a language you just started learning is really fucking difficult.

Qatar holds no extradition treaties with any country, hence why many deposed world dictators live there.