My favorite is the 76ers one:

Peter Weller was my professor when I was studying in Florence. Brilliant man with an awesome sense of humor. He called out my classmates for being unable to answer as many questions as I could while walking around Rome saying "Matt's still drunk and he knows more than your asses." The one thing we never did was bring…

Who wouldn't be proud?

well done.

English GUD. SEAHAWK BAD!

An improvement. Carry on, my good man.

I don't think it would be unreasonable to say to Kearse (or Allen), "Look, I want to do the right thing here, but 20k will feel my kids while I'm in jail. You can have first chance to buy, but I need to get paid."

Be a dude?

The only reasonable response here is to take the $20K. That's it.

He 2 kids, 0 jobs and one fucking BALL that's worth 20 large.

The math, it does itself.

Bart: Remember when Tom had you in that headlock and you screamed, "I'm a hemophiliac!" and when he let you go, you kicked him in the back?Homer: Yeah.Bart: Will you teach me how to do that?

He had to have a seat close to the field. It wasn't a cheap nosebleed ticket.

If Kearse wanted to keep the ball, maybe he shouldn't have thrown it into the crowd.

My wife doesn't think I'm a misogynist, so that issue is settled.

Wall Face Smash still gets my respect. He was originally holding the puppy. He was not prepared for battle. Plus, he stays involved until the end.

Holy shit, stripped shirt guy is a CHAMPION. Three guys game after him and he comes out without a scratch. He destroyed 69 and shirtless.

Stirge is an asshole and racist, if his comment history is any indication. It's apparent, too, that he's a misogynist.

Actually, there are multiple camera angles of this fight (included below) that give you:

Martin Luther King Jr. opened so many doors for black Americans I don't even know where to start. Voting, equal access, education. Even here, with his unfunny monotone delivery, he paved the way for The Magic Johnson Hour all those years later.

Lay waste! LAY waste, damn you!

What the camera didn't catch was Luke Willson running right behind him in a pink hoodie.

Or he's introverted AND feels that being good at football is his "safe place." He acts like he always has and doesn't specifically think about what he's doing. Having fun and showing bravado on the field, or not liking a crowd in his face are not mutually exclusive.