Yeah, except girl out of my league is just "a girl", going great is "going awkwardly", and my buddy is "my anxieties."

That's it. Quit making films about hackers. They all suck. If Michael Fucking Mann can't do it, it's time to declare the subject unfilmable.

"This one guy thought he was going to own Damian". - That's what I thought, too! - Donald Sterling

Good thing Lillard didn't look further, this dude is asking for a girlfriend via tweeting. He would have broke his soul.

"Mr.Tomsula wants to play dirty! Well there is nothing dirtier than a giant ball of oil!"

Actually, this happened in Brazil... The kicker was complaining that the kickeé had taken his cellphone... The kickeé replied that the kicker was a son of a bitch and then the kick happened...

"you can freak rice..."

yo...i make a fried pineapple rice that is pretty right.

saute the pineapple in sesame oil with a little ginger and garlic.

add rice, cashews, and egg.

top with some chopped scallion and a little basil.

finish with soy sauce and a little toasted sesame oil in the bowl.

boom.

infinite ways to freak this basic formula with…

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

Greg Hardy got a 46k check for the Panthers' "playoff run".

homemade fried rice is the bomb. (contrary to the spirit of this article), my japanese grandmother buys these things to cheat on hers. just add egg (and if you're my husband, mixed frozen veggies). easy peasy and tasty as heck

If you would have handed me a bag of potatoes even five years ago, my first thought would have been to swing it at your head and take your wallet.

If you would have handed me a bag of potatoes even five years ago, my first thought would have been to swing it at your head and take your wallet.

With The Niners there's at least precedent. They got rid od George Seifert who had the best winning percentage in NFL history. They got rid of Mariucci after a playoff season and Eddie Debartolo was always feuding with Bill Walsh. Again these owners can't approach The NFL like their other business ventures.

I have the easiest/fastest Fried Rice recipe.

This is really tasteless, Barry. That man just had his home broken into.

Not only was it gratuitous, but it looked pre-planned, and should have backfired. I don't think the ball-carrier even knew the tackler had fallen, and if he hadn't fallen, the ball-carrier would've spun right back into him instead of easily going around him to the right.

To be fair, after losing his soul that kid's NFL draft stock improved dramatically.

Sure sounds like you know what you;re doing. Would you like to interview for head coach?

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.