I bet some players' wives and girlfriends would appreciate those pink mouthguards.

Gonna be a lot of people in Baltimore with Joe Flacco jerseys tomorrow.

Look at the guy's hair. Of course he has a sidepiece.

Oh my gosh, this has to be my favorite thread on all of Gawker. I'm so glad things are going well! :)

If you're disciplining a one year old, you aren't even fucking trying to parent.

Haha thanks, around two years old now. I definitely think it's one of those things that you aren't prepared for until it happens, no matter how prepared you think you are or how much prior exposure to children you've had. It's like... a whole 'nother level and watching every milestone is just awesome, in the truest…

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I've started to notice the people that say "Don't tell me how to raise my kids!" are the exact people that need to be told how to raise their kids.

Of course, when RG3 says "He was watching over me," he's referring to Malsumis, the Native American god of cruelty who has been plotting his demise since the day he was drafted.

Nothing new for the NFL to look at a video and then do nothing about it.

I think the stop sign speaks for all of us.

2) Thurgood Marshall

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

I swear if the next story that comes up says Ken Griffey, Jr. was on PEDs I'm quitting sports for good.

I have to be honest, the last person I would expect to give such an eloquent speech about domestic violence is a guy named James Brown.

I played for 24 hours straight.