If Sam doesn't catch on with the Cowboys, I suppose he is always able to join the Indians, Construction Workers, Sailors or Police Officers.

As I'm reading this exchange, I'm really struck by how many times my desire to marry my partner of 17 years has been called unnatural and disgusting. Rock on, heteros, I guess.

"You're a scumbag parasitic asshole pervert sex criminal who should eat a fucking gun."

Right? Ugh both these cats are utter losers.

LOL

EDIT: Dang, meant to post that other bit as its own post. Sorry those who starred this right as I edited it.

Personally, I think this shows major progress on the part of Montero. Earlier in the year, he'd have just thrown an empty ice cream sandwich wrapper.

"This shift is too long."

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

...Seahawks Eat Fine, Carrion

No, it's not. If it was written "in jest", it would be 1) funny and 2) no really that's the only requirement for something to be in jest.

Thanks for confirming the stereotype. Priceless stuff. It's for you that this column was invented.

"Our fans take over all of your stadiums, we take all of your women at will, and our ladies woo your sorry excuses for so called tough guys, and then we toss you all aside like an empty beer can when we return home."

not a fan of the cropping they've done to make it fit the 16:9 format. Would have much preferred the HD remastering with black bars on the side. See here for a couple examples: http://www.indiewire.com/article/the-si…

Nice reference, Arnie Pie.

Who knew that one day, Nerve Tonic Ken Griffey Jr would go on to become Shelden Williams?

Meh, not anymore punchable than the rest of them.

I fucking hated the fan comments. Pompous assholes even sound like pompous assholes when they make fun of themselves.

Tying a North Face around your waist: because you can take the kid out of a prep school, but...

It was only 8-0 after the 1st quarter. Shouldn't be a problem for the most high powered offense in league history, right?