You’re like a kid out there

“Fan!”

They never even had a chance.

This made me laugh really hard and my neck is fucked up right now and it hurt like crazy. Thanks a lot

Yea, you got fuckin NOTHIN to say about Place Beyond the Pines, do ya? Thought so.

My ex was this same way. She would be a rude piece of shit to people and justify it with, “Hey, I’m just being real. I don’t tip-toe around things like cowardly people do.” She also doesn’t have many friends.

Why can’t rich dudes wear suits well? Motherfucker looks like Uncle Fester.

I totally forgot about Mark of Kri. Fantastic game. Great animation, great art style and unapologetically gory. Like a hand drawn Conan game.

“If it’s clear and yella, you’ve got juice there fella! If it’s tangy and brown, you’re in cider town!”

From local sports radio guy Kevin Shockey. INTRIGUING!

Hell or High Water was terrible. Continuous shots of debt consolidation signs (MESSAGE!), and everybody, Ben Foster and Jeff Bridges and even the bank workers (!) point out that the BANKS are actually the evil ones. What a stupid fucking movie.

When someone says something like “got to love political correctness” that’s usually my cue to get the fuck out of there.

THERE it is, thank you

Hot take! The tea house shootout at the beginning of Hard Boiled is better than anything in The Killer.

I’m not a very fungi so I decided to spore everyone that joke.

On a completely unrelated note, is it easy to find acid in Japan?

Exactly right. Why do you think the NES Classic is sold out everywhere? Because the kids who grew up with the NES now are adults with kids of their own. My daughter is 3 and I couldn’t be more excited for the Switch. MAINLY for myself.

Are you a parent? Because damn, you’re off base on that one.

Reticule & auto-aim off, one-hit kills, pistols only. That was the jam.

Elon Musk is going to have Depp disappeared.