“But if you go, you can’t come back. Will you still go, just to do what I did? Share a video, share the system map, share some screenshots? Will you do it to go down in history? Or does putting your name on it mean so much?”

Checks out

He also played Rocky and had a really underrated performance in Cop Land

Word. I’m just getting that Cardboard. Really bummed about the PSVR consensus though. Definitely was eyeing this as great entry-level VR, but yea, I’m not tryna fuck with those jitters. Just the description of them made me nauseous.

Let’s say I’ve never tried any virtual reality in my entire life (and I went to see The Lawnmower Man in the theater!) and I’m already completely blown away by YouTube 360 videos. This will probably be a satisfactory purchase, yes?

The whole family has sex with each other, right?

Top Ten Toys! Fuck this guy.

Also, don’t be so ashamed. Paying for sex is a thing that some guys actually like to do. Just always be respectful and not a fucking weirdo.

That header picture slides right into this story like an old man settling into a warm bath.

Cotillard has Jolie by a country mile. You’re insane.

Edit: I thought this was from earlier and you were a psychic wizard.

Man, this article has been knocking around in my head, bugging me for an entire day. Lemme take umbrage with a few more things.

Hell yea. Despite Amazon and the hordes of tech bros and the traffic and the housing crisis and the heroin epidemic and Macklemore, I love my city.

A thousand points for even mentioning koobideh, but I think then it needs to be explicitly stated that this is NOT the route to actually making the koobideh.

I feel like in a year No Man’s Sky will be a completely different experience and we’re all going to look back on these posts with much wistfulness.

Yea but Crichton described them as being small in the book. Not turkey small but not like in the movie.

You idiot. Sure, velociraptors were dinky and stupid, but blame the filmmakers for not wanting to go with the name Utahraptor, which was even more badass IRL than the velociraptors were depicted as being. Turns out dinosaurs are still awesome you just kind of have to read more.

“Aleppo is what I feed my rock wilder” -Emmit Smith

So, do away with the main reason I am a console gamer? This article made my eyes gloss over like an article about high-end PCs. It's the end of an era.

This was my favorite quote. He's absolutely right.