I can’t wait for my two year-old daughter to watch and really get into the Olympics with me for stuff like this, not just women from all different walks of life performing incredible acts of athleticism on the grandest stage there is, but also specifically for quotes like when Lilly king defended her initial comments…

I met the real Frank Dux once, I was working at an EB Games in Seattle (in White Center aka the hood) and he came in looking for a used copy of Bloodsport......it was depressing.

Bloodsport is the much better film, yes, I’m just referring to when many different nations hash it out with fighting tournaments and such

This is exactly why I love the Olympics, it’s like real life Street Fighter or, to a lesser extent, Van Damme’s The Quest.

Have you read Foxtrot recently? That shit sucks.

That’s all well and good, but what the hell could Gimenez possibly be yelling after Butler started his trot? Bud, take the L and move on.

Neither are assumptions. Deducing someone knowingly bought stolen goods because they paid a higher price for it than you would have......well, best of luck with all that, counselor.

And how the hell do you prove that somebody knew something they were buying was stolen? That’s one of the best things ABOUT buying stolen shit. Plausible deniability. I’m sorry if you never saved hundred of dollars on video games and consoles and North Face and Archteryx jackets because you had thieving friends.

Damn these are some sour grapes.

The essence of bokononism.

I’m actually shocked at the Costacos Bros hate here. Yes it’s corny as fuck, that’s why they’re fresh. There’s an artistry to them, they’re like those shitty pulp novel covers and old 80s movie box covers that were always way tighter than the movie itself.

God damn that headline has me twitching and scratching at my ears like a back alley dog.

Or, completely forget fast travel exists.

Gulf War but no Challenger explosion. I think I was on the cusp of the age where the teachers didn’t explain the Challenger explosion to the children and just kept their mouths shut.

I was at this game on my birthday in ‘09. Check out Ich’s devastating Triple-X move right before he crosses home plate.

Somebody surf on a van, stat.

“Expound.”

My teacher said I clearly traced the Batman logo and added fangs.

Bats are pretty cool bugs.

Nah man. You have to be funny above all else.