The wave is awful and if you gleefully participate in the wave, YOU are awful.

Don’t forget the “bad” neighbor was a FILM CRITIC. Subtle!

Also, “rage” and “angry” are not really words that we now ascribe to Pearl Jam. I picture wealthy middle-aged fathers playing golf.

Haha. Mine has to be when he pitched Lady in the Water to...whichever studio had made all his movies up to that point, I think Warner Bros...and the studio head and him went out to dinner to discuss it...and the studio boss said “Well, we don’t really understand it, but we’ll make it, only instead of the 90 million…

“Duped” as in never PAY MONEY to see his films again.

THANK YOU for being the first reviewer I’ve seen to mention the freestyle rapping preteen as a fucking bad thing. I have not seen the movie, nor will I until it’s free (I swore in the theater at the end of The Village to never, ever be duped by that huckster again, and I have not been), but that just sounds terrible.…

Is it this one or the sequel where Jackie Chan fights with the umbrella and does a little bit of a tap dance soft-shoe number, and the score subtly switches to a cover of “Singing in the Rain?” I think it might be the sequel. I loved that.

I’m 33 and I still wish I could do a wheelie. Not that I would go out and actually do it, but just because then I would know. Then I would know.

Wait, what’s wrong with the N64 and Gamecube?

Am I the only one that sees people doing wheelies and can NEVER understand how they do it? Even on bicycles. I never understood how to balance it. I could always pop up the front wheel for a single second, but I could never do a genuine wheelie. It baffles my mind.

“Be nice!”

Pretty much my entire childhood in one picture:

There are few things sexier than a confident fat girl.

No joke, this is something I’ve wanted since Tecmobowl days. Long before I had any clue how it would work (short of making a peripheral that would support 22 NES controllers). If Madden ever wants to stop making minute changes every year and making billions of dollars without any competi- eh, I can't finish that…

Honestly I think that premiering it on Netflix the same day as theaters hurts it’s Oscar chances more than the factors you named. I’m basing this on absolutely nothing, but it seems to me that Hollywood generally links performance and reception to the overall quality of a film- at least, a lot of the time they do- and…

Pfff, it's like you're saying that the movie industry is a business or something, get real

Man, I’m still blown away by how bad Interstellar was, and how very few people share that sentiment. Not just belligerent “NOLAN SUX!!!1!” but like....by the time Hathaway was bawling about love, I was looking around the theater to see if anyone else was as completely out of the movie as I was. I heard a chuckle or…

Well, as long as it goes up in your man cave!

Every city with a football team gets an article about how horrible and ridiculous they are. It’s what this column is.

Oh lord I hate this argument. “Why would you get a jersey with a PLAYER’S name on it?? They are eventually going to be traded or retire or pass away into death! Get real!”