Yup, sounds about right.

“I’m not a fan of the Seahawks, but believe me, there were no fans of the Seahawks around ten years ago!”

Well, maybe you should have been down in Pioneer Square. It was a fucking party.

He was paid just fine for his Microsoft Surface and Alaska Airline gigs.

With the exception of copping painkillers in Northgate, why on Earth would you ever need to drive north of Seattle??

I can’t believe how much bullshit is in your post. Donovan wasn’t an archaeologist, he was an industrialist! LOL!

He doesn’t like to talk, shit or otherwise. He just plays ball.

And to be fair, that Wilson tweet saying that “50 Shades was kinda sordid but that doesn't make me less faithful, have a blessed day” or whatever was in response to a bunch of fuckface Christian Seahawk fans giving him shit for going to see an R-rated movie that has sex in it. I thought that was actually a pretty good…

This is the saddest thing I've ever read in my life.

Steelers.

From a Seahawks fan, please don't post here anymore.

I dunno, I’ve been to quite a few games and I’ve never heard the crowd be their loudest while the offense was on the field. Maybe because it was a preseason game you got an even bigger influx of rich yuppie dipshits and brain dead hicks than usual.

And “Sea-Hulk” is a fucking poser too. He left before the 4th quarter even started in the GB NFC Championship game. He got called out for it on Twitter too. Fuck that guy.

I'm so sorry

And then squarely blame Lockette after the game for not being “aggressive” enough. That reaaaaally soured me to Bevell after that.

AND two more downs. Ugh that hurts to type.

Except for those poor children.

Also, if you want to stop wasting your time/life, these simply cannot be beat. God bless the Great Pacific Northwest.

I like the fact that for each flavor, in the ingredients they simply list that particular flavor, followed by “seasoning.” What the hell is “Reuben seasoning?” CANT TRUSS IT.

Yea, the Seahawks have plenty to make fun of, but if you don't like Lynch I just can't fuck with you. You're guaranteed to be a corny old white guy.