Well done. Exactly what I saw in my head as I read that last line.

God, even his tweets are unnecessarily long-winded and incoherent.

“Okay!” -Seahawks fans

PFTcommenter?

You made that too easy to read. I ended up just scrolling down to read all the emboldened game titles you listed. Shame on you.

I’m not gonna lie, that last sentence put a big ol’ lump in my throat.

He hates spunk. Haha.

What the hell is “8+ tits”? I’ve made plenty of vulgar assessments of a woman’s looks but I’ve never ranked tits like that. Either she’s got great tits or not so great tits. 8+ tits sounds like a Magic: The Gathering spell. Sicko shit.

Drawing lifelike portrayals of real people is fucking tough, man. I’ve always been in awe of courtroom sketch artists. Look at that Asian dude’s (?) cockeyed look in the original drawing! So dope.

And since they’ll only be a block from the Greyhound station, there’ll be plenty of people actually huffing silver spray paint, to really bring the world to life!

He recycled a couple loops for RoboCop, but yea, Basil was one of the few composers (Ennio also) that I sorta suspect wasn’t/isn’t human.

LOLZ

You don’t even mention the phenomenal score by Basil Poledouris? Say what you want about the film as a whole, that’s one of the greatest scores of ANY movie, ever. Fuck the bullshit.

Plus, that Trident statue or whatever he used to kill the dude in Chronicle doesn’t even EXIST in Seattle! What a stupid asshole. And no, there’s no way it was his decision to walk away from Star Wars. He was fired, but they didn’t want negative publicity for FF4, so they all agreed to go with “At this point in my…

What’s even more perplexing is why Josh Trank would willingly bail on directing a fucking STAR WARS movie. I choose to believe those drippingly juicy Hollywood Reporter rumors about him getting so rattled making a big-budget movie he couldn’t make any decisions and the producers had to basically take over the entire…

Keanu Reeves has had a horribly tragic life and by all accounts is an extremely humble and giving person, but that one time he looked sad....oh man that shit is funny. Put cats all around ‘im.

Check out the bonus features on David Fincher’s Zodiac. Probably the best use of CGI I've ever seen.

Matthew McConaughey was less deserving of a full-on Best Supporting Actor Oscar as he was a Best Original Song Oscar with “Ladies of Tampa.” THAT was a fucking crime.

I guess just that header image then. Still, nice job, etc.