Who’s black dude in the sport coat talking to when he says “It IS your fault”? Were the forces of gravity and kinetic energy standing nearby? What a jerk.

Does anybody have a recommendation for some nice, durable headphones like THOSE, but for, ehhhhhh around 40 bucks? I’m not talking about some studio headphones. I’m talking about traveling with something decent and not having them crumble in my sweaty, fumbling hands.

Does anybody have a recommendation for some nice, durable headphones like THOSE, but for, ehhhhhh around 40 bucks?…

This....explains a lot.

Seems like way less of a threat to have Curry “get hot” in the last quarter before there’s another day’s rest before the next game. I feel like if I were the Cavs I could live with that.

It might even be better if someone could just Photoshop those SICK “Draft Kings” banners into oblivion.

It might even be better if someone could just Photoshop those SICK “Draft Kings” banners into oblivion.

This is what happens when you legalize marijuana.

Aaaagh

Blatter:

Thank you for recognizing Hard Boiled as his best film. There is no other answer. I feel like people who choose The Killer are blinded by nostalgia.

The Killer might be the only non-animated foreign film that I actually prefer the dubs to the subs. Why? Four words and one number: Only Built 4 Cuban Linx

What, no follow-up articles on how to clean my monocle or how to give my penny-farthing bike frame the brightest shine?

I watched/enjoyed Paddington DESPITE my kid.

You pressed G8.

His character in Dirty Work is probably the best film work of his career.

One of the few video games (possibly the only other one being GTA 3) that I completed at 100%.

If we’re counting cameos, no way in hell. If we’re not, well...he only STARRED in one good movie, so it’s not like the bar’s that high.

The Heat is one of my favorite movies of all time.

I genuinely like most stuff, and I LIKE to like things (I’m hyped through the roof for the new Jurassic Park, for a lot of the same reasons people think it will be terrible) and I can find value in certain things that are certifiably terrible, but I just cannot understand the appeal of Melissa McCarthy. I would…

NEVER press on burgers. It blows my mind how many people don’t know this. A friend of mine who is an accomplished chef here in Seattle, I caught HIM doing that shit when we were grilling a few summers ago. It’s insane. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS HAPPENING? Those noises? That liquid? You idiots.