Not really a SICK BURN, but I had an amazing comeback the other day, and I have to share it.....I was at a Walgreens, and I really wanted one of those glass Cokes....you know, the Mexican Cokes.....but they were out of stock! I said to one of the clerks, hey, do you guys not carry the glass Cokes anymore? And he said…

I have a one year-old. The stress of raising a child does not turn you into....this.

Five HUNDRED years? For a robot that will have sex with you? That guy does know we went from horse-drawn carriages to the moon in the span of like seventy years, right?

Scott Brooks is just generally shiny.

Nah man, she got the Tango & Cash “RV from Hell.” I’ve been wanting that thing since 3rd grade.

NAHHHHH. If they needed to reach Boston by a certain time, that means that the fourth friend HAD to speed, to make up for the first three slower friends. Having a deadline changes that entire scenario. I would say split the ticket. You should have all driven fast enough to not put it all on the final driver.

Clearly.

Her/his opinion should “sit this one out” because more people agree with your point of view? That’s a scary stance. I agree with her/him, not you. And Fulau doesn’t say his “whole life is ruined.” Please point out where he says this. Oh, he said as MUCH. In that, don’t worry, you were just able to glean that he’s…

He makes a lot of money DJing around Seattle.

You don't speak for me.

Yea, that’s pretty accurate, although unless the game can beam pure rays of heaven’s light directly into your face, they can’t capture the feeling perfectly. Crazed, stressed, worrying, running, protecting, and then at the end of the day she walks up to me and lays down on my belly while I’m watching TV and she falls…

Hey, "dickbuttkike" has discriminating tastes.

I'm sure that's what that kid wanted to hear. Sheesh, what an asshole.

Go Hawks.

I don't understand this one. I don't know that I've EVER thrown a ball directly into the ground. I get when professional baseball pitchers do it, because they throw around how many baseballs I throw a year, a day. But opening pitch disasters? This woman? Is it the pressure? How do you not know/forgot how to throw a…

Damn. Forgot all about that game. I almost went blind playing that. So good. Rockstar too, if I'm recalling correctly.

Wait, can you spend a half a second as to WHY “ninja” is considered a taboo subject in some parts of Europe?? When I first saw the header image I immediately assumed it was a change for Japan, maybe it was seen as sort of disrespectful or something (nevermind that I should have been tipped off by the lack of any…

Another big one, I think, is to be aware when a real speeder passes you. Stick with the speeders. Not too closely behind, but say dude is doing 80 in a 60 zone, you could safely do 70 without worrying if it's too much over the speed limit, as long as you keep him in your sights. He's like your recon guy.

Well, the game being played, whether it's basketball or football or whatever, is a game that's been being played for a long, long time already. Madden, for instance, settled on its core mechanics of the game of football a long time ago (whereas other companies settled on theirs too, for a time, RIP NFL 2k series) so…

HOLY fucking SHIT this game looks like it was tailor made for me. I love everything about this.