I mean, I get your qualms. As an artist, I agree. All he'd have to do is give him a track suit jacket that would be billowing open to show Gaston's manly chest (5 dozen eggs), or hell, even have a track suit jacket wrapped around his waist (I don't get the orange striped number)....but still, meet the artist halfway,…

This is my favorite comment of all time.

That's...ridiculously light. As in, you just wasted your eighth light.

So Christ, next time just write "Fail" and move on. It's a cartoon drawing of a fan fiction universe. Calm down.

Really? Starting gun, dude.

Wait, "director of experiential marketing??"

I like a lot of them, but the one I would actually be kind of hyped to carry in public is ExileHunter's Louis design. That shit is dope.

Of course Bill Nye is cheering on the Seahawks, Bill Nye is Seattle as fuck.

I can argue some rap. How do you get a job as a blogger?

Nothing is as good as the score for Conan the Barbarian.

You should have brought up Leviathan. I'm sure he would have been thrilled.

How dare you forget the masterful score by THE Basil Poledouris (1945-Ragnarok).

A knife to the stomach seems fitting for the type of fan who leaves a game early. A+ you violent drunk

This guy is totally Kenny Bania.

A couple smiles, a few nose exhalations, and then Hochuli's "coke dealer" made me lose it. There's always at least one.

My line of thinking is, since outright paying his fine is illegal, that Paul Allen should just DONATE whatever amount Lynch is being fined to Lynch's children's foundation, and then just let Marshawn pay out of pocket for the actual fine. As seriously as he takes his foundation I'd imagine he'd be fine with that.

You're quite proud of your "multi-million dollar baby" line, huh? That's the second time you've used it on this article.

You gotta mention McCarthy cut him from the Packers in '08. The finger point is ruthless.

Stevie Williams was more angry and pointed. The "THX THO" is incredible.

What? How is that "needless to say?" This is such a weird goddamn comment.