Good lord we are a white city.

"We have a weiner"

Yes. You are right. I changed my stance immediately after posting the first comment. I skimmed right over the part where he has two kids. I just felt bad for Kearse.

What about "snazzy?" Im going to start using "snazzy" to refer to being high on cocaine.

Yes. Yes, this is true.

The 49ers NFCCG was a much hotter ticket. Definitely saw single tickets for 400 bucks 'round my way. And I definitely would have gone if I had had even half of that right now. Well, to spend on a football game and that doesn't end in a divorce.

Well, this article left out the part from the KOMO piece about how he asked Kearse for some SB tickets and Kearse said he'd work on it. So forget everything I said. But yea, you should probably just sell the thing and give your family the money before you get locked up. Tell Kearse to match that guys offer! Or sell it…

I love Kearse and all, but a signed jersey and helmet? What about, I dunno, a couple of tickets to an upcoming Seahawks event, whatever that might be.

I'm guessing this guy isn't the best with his money. You could get a single ticket for 400 or so.

Isn't that how Liam Neeson's wife died? More or less?

Okay, I was high on cocaine. Does that help? I was trying to dance around outright saying it. KIDS read these blogs man.

Haha nah. This dude was in front of me taking forever to buy a six-pack of shitty beer, and he was fumbling for change and just taking his sweet time. I had just come from a Halloween party and was a little aaaaah zippy? Not drunk, just....zippy. So I was a little high-strung already. After like five minutes of him…

Maaaaaan. This video always reminds me of when I once KO'd a dude in a 7-11 in Fremont, Seattle. He stood a couple inches taller than me (I'm 6'2") and he started the whole shit. He got in my face, asking me what I was going to do (I was waiting in line to buy a bottle of Aquafina) and I decked him as hard as I could.…

I figured that was just the gear of choice for the Super Bowl loser.

I can honestly say I've never been more shocked about anything in my life.

Butthurt? Head in...the...sand? What the fuck are you talking about?

Edit: I initially posted this for MLK Day, but since I am a shitty person, I also realized its a kickass anthem for the Seahawks right now.

Yes! I knew I had seen those other angles. I remember Wall Face Smash. So good.

Eh, who doesn't routinely engage in adultery. AMIRITE FELLAS. But seriously, do you really want to be the guy on MLK Day to point out that he cheated on his wife? Fuck you.