Or B.R. Ambedkar's hilarious treatise on dating in turn-of-the-century India. "Dinner and a movie, and she was STILL Untouchable!" Classic.

Oh come on. For a pastor/civil rights leader/paragon of virtue and morality of which we strive to emulate to this very day, that was funny.

Yes. I remembered it as 69 Jersey-And-Jorts Guy holding the puppy, but whatever. I love everyone involved in this.

YES! That's the one! With absolutely no puppies or Coogi sweatshirts! No wonder I haven't been able to find it. Thank you though, STRIPED Sweatshirt Guy connected so well on that first blow. I love Shirtless screaming at his friend to run away with him.

Hell yea. There was one I remember, where these two dudes, one was wearing a Coogi sweatshirt, go into like a Del Taco or something, and this huge mob of juggaloes, one of which is carrying a Pitbull puppy, storms in and tries to fight the two dudes, in the taco dining area. And Coogi LAYS Puppy Boy out, with barely…

To intimidate their opponent into surrendering by the sheer force of their KICKASS INK BRO

Yea, and that drawing of that fivesome or however many it was....from the Reddit AMA, the one with the completely preposterous bunk bed set-up? THAT was where I started questioning everything this guy was saying. It was too similar to the ridiculous stories I told about my non-existent sexual exploits when I was a 17…

Deion's face right before the clip ends is fucking hilarious. The zippy showman is completely gone, for that one single frame.

Steve Raible is the OG.

Haha. I lived in High Point in West Seattle when it was the tenement hood, and I was working in White Center daily, across the street from Mac's Triangle Pub, where at least one person was getting shot or stabbed every weekend. Fuck outta here. Seahawks player.

Like Kurt Cobain! GO HAWKS

All of this is true, and you're a Packer fan. I'm sorry.

OOOOH, are you a Pats fan? Because, boy, do we want Brady. WE WANT BRADY.

Cause I cried when my team won in probably the most dramatic fashion possible? A. Yes, I do take football too seriously, and B. isn't that the fucking point? You're above this somehow? Why are you on this site? Fuck you, Go Hawks, eat my dick.

Which turned pretty quickly into "Pudgy Guy With Bad Knee Swoons At Quarterback Whose Boyhood Dream Has Come True" tears.

/High fives

Just beautiful. I love this team. Jermaine Kearse, who grew up in Lakewood, Washington, to go play for UW, really caught the game-winning, overtime touchdown to send his team to the Super Bowl. That's so beautiful. I watched that last two minutes like Kier Dullea going through the Stargate.

Not greatest as in "Best performance." CLEARLY. Greatest like that Falcons playoff game. Like Russ said, the ups and downs. Save your "Uhhhhhhh no"s. That was miraculous. 4 picks off 4 throws to Kearse, then he catches the game winner? In overtime? Kearse, the U Dub hometown hero? That's incredible. Your heart is a…

HA. Fuck those motherfuckers. You fake ass Poseur Petes. Keep the faith.

Oof.