Oh man of COURSE he's that guy. Doesn't really know what's going on at any given point, and shouts WAY too loud before there's ever any conclusion to the play. I haaaaate that guy.

I can't believe we're still doing this. My reasons never changed. I still think the author was referring to the video game, and I thought was insensitive toward the person who died. Are you saying that Deadspin and the Concourse AREN'T places for sensitivity? Bullshit. Did you catch Burneko's piece on the Eric Garner…

Yea, but....and I swear, I'm trying to enjoy this game, but I can't let this go....do you think that the author of this article SHOULD have used such an esoteric Japanese word to describe a car accident in which someone died? For most people (according to Google) it will be associated with a zany, kooky Japanese video…

Well I'm not a kotaku or whatever, so I don't know casual Japanese. RIP to the dead. GO SEAHAWKS.

Eh. Used here it fit the concept of the video game, I thought that was a little disrespectful. If the author didn't intend it that way, then everything is great, grand, wonderful.

Man I even Googled that before I posted, to be sure. I didn't see a thing that was unrelated to the video game. If calling a horrible car wreck a "katamari" is some socially acceptable thing to do that I've never heard of, my profuse apologies.

You wouldn't be offended, you'd be dead as we all will be someday.

PC robot? How old are you? If I was killed in a massive car wreck and my wife became a widow and my child became fatherless, yes, I'd be insulted if someone referred to the accident as a big ol' katamari ball LOL! And I'll admit I just wanted to bitch about something when you admit you're trying as hard as possible…

A shorter answer would be that you took one glance at him.

I'm not particularly offended as I am just trying to respect the dead.

"That's EXACTLY what it was! A video game ball of junk! FUCK YOU AND FUCK SENSITIVITY AND SEMANTICS ALSO"

Maybe don't call a fatal pile-up "one giant katamari"? Maybe? Somebody's dead.

Versace store.

Right. I normally read good but I didn't see that part about him helping the guard. He did stop a vicious ROBBER. He is my hero.

The wacky and wild United States legal system, where anything goes! For one.

Shit yea I'll chip in a few bucks for that.

Wait, was the dude robbing the store or was he shoplifting from the store? In one case Martin is heroic, in the other he's a fucking lame.

White hot take

Those are the dance moves of a guy who's worth 20 billion dollars. Don't care about SHIT.

I can only speak for myself but I'll never visit this site again.